I steal unlocked locks

Doesn’t matter where, doesn’t matter when. Lockers at my trade school? Stolen. Closed gate left half-locked? Stolen. I don’t take anything else. Just the locks. I don’t even think about it. I take walks in new places just to steal more locks.

Sorry you forgot to secure your shit. Sure would be a shame if someone were to punish you for it.

Doesn’t matter where, doesn’t matter when. Lockers at my trade school? Stolen. Closed gate left half-locked? Stolen. I don’t take anything else. Just the locks. I don’t even think about it. I take walks in new places just to steal more locks.

Sorry you forgot to secure your shit. Sure would be a shame if someone were to punish you for it.